I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
