What a fucking waste of an outfit
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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