so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Sober January is a disaster.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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