sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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