dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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