You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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