Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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