wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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