You surviving the open bar?
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I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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