covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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