before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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