You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You don't make any sense
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