she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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