Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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