So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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