you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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