So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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