i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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