I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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