can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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