I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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