Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
