Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
