I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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