what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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