some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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