Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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