Your tits are I can't wait for
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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