We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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