i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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