That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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