For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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