Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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