we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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