Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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