Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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