the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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