Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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