I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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