Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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