Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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