problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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