R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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