That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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