i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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