Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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