with your own penis?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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