I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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