you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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