i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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