When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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