I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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