like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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this hospital has no fireball
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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