I think i peed on brittanys purse
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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