How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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