Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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