I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.