she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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