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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

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(910): after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it http://tfl.nu/b99n

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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(908): i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand http://tfl.nu/4jef

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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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(734): He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine. http://tfl.nu/5uk3

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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king

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(650): dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king http://tfl.nu/ix08

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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

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(215): at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it http://tfl.nu/asrx

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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.

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(207): Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin. http://tfl.nu/qu7f

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(406): View more from Montana

she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.

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(406): she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over. http://tfl.nu/abn4

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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?

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(541): the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel? http://tfl.nu/ufnb

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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.

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I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.

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(281): Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his. (832): I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/5mgo

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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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(770): Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less... http://tfl.nu/7jyd

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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"

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(406): She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle" http://tfl.nu/6pb6

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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years

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(720): At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years http://tfl.nu/t2xh

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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..

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(614): This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day.. http://tfl.nu/r5zy

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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.

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(734): Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life. http://tfl.nu/3mco

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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.

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(704): I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter. http://tfl.nu/63zf

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