well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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