with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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