Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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