thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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