Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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