Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I forgot how hot balto sounded
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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