I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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